Accept your killer bee masters toda...
I for one will accept my killer bee robot...
Is that a real alien or creepy...
Scissor Doll in my Nightmare
I think I might have found my daughters Halloween costume this year. Who does not like the scissor...
Weird Science Strange Little Man
Oh hi there little fella. I guess that does it for my Halloween...
Put this freak on a leash
Somebody needs to put this freak on a leash...
Your Child Nightmare Come To Life.
You wanna see something really...
Up my nose down out my mouth, you go snake.
That is a really neat trick you play there with your pet snakes man. I bet you are real fun at...
Alligator soup anyone?
So I am all for trying new things, but this alligator soup looks a bit dangerous to me. Think I...
Hooters New Body Weight Regulations, Corpse Weight.
If you want to work at Hooters, your gonna need to make a few life changes. Anorexia...
Rabbit Nightmares
Tell me boy, where did the big bad rabbit touch you? Do you like...
Is that some Sushi?
Sushi! Its whats for dinner. Or maybe you are what is for dinner...
Baby eye sharpener
Owww. That looks painful even for my little sister doll...
Octopus Taxidermy
Yep it is the new fad business for 2012. Want to make your first million by 30? Learn to stuff an...
Creepy Cartoons
When you are a child you need to really have cartoons for your nightmares as...
Skull of Satan Found.
Yesterday scientists from Yoxford Community College found what they say is the remains of Satan...
Hello Mr. Paper Clip Face
Mr. Paper Clip Face demonstrates his new elastic skin therapy for reducing wrinkles for the older...
Big sexy man with a gun.
When you are this sexy, you may need to keep the ladies at bay with your gun. Keeping it real...
Fish of Death Eats a Brain.
Well if you dive deep enough you may find the brain eating fish of...
Bee Eye
Well that does not look painful at...
Demon Mom Caught on Film
Mother of four is looking to enter the mother of the year award. Think she may have a...
Yeah this pipe is good!
Nothing but a seal smoking a pipe wearing a wig wrapped in fiber paper. Nothing much to see here...
Crazy Ass Short Clown
Yep! You sure are a crazy ass looking short clown alright. Now get back into my...
Nice Hat Idiot!
WTF is on your head genius? Is that a dunce...
Not right for the army?
He aint joinin no army? Yeah I dont blame the kid...
Dolls are the stuff nightmares are made of.
Dolls are cute dolls are nice, these dolls are keeping me awake at...